A Million Little Feces

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bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

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What To Do When Your Boyfriend’s Asshole Best Friend Says, “Hey, Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Seven Days And Doesn’t Die,
Right?”
OR The Only Poem I’ll Ever Write About Periods.

Don’t excuse him because he’s had
at least three lite beers
and is sweating through his black button down
that his mom or exgirlfriend
probably bought him.
Don’t excuse him because he’s been turned down
by the last six girls he went on dates with
after meeting them on tindr
with a picture that’s seven years old
Don’t excuse him because
he’s usually such a nice guy
because you don’t want to be a bitch
because you don’t want to cause a scene
because when you were seventeen
your sister told you
no one likes an angry feminist

Tell him,
Hey, Asshole:
Let me explain something to you.
Every goddamn motherfucking month since I was eleven,
a part of me
tore itself to shreds
ripped itself apart inside me
and then remade itself.

So yes, I bleed for seven days
and I don’t die
You know what else can do that?
Gods.
Immortal beings.
Things of legend.
Fuck, I can even
create life.

So I say, never trust anything that can’t
bleed for seven days and not die.
You know what that makes it?
Weak
Fallible
Mortal.
So let’s see, hon,
What you’re made of.
If you can bleed for seven days
and not die.

Rip out his jugular with your teeth.
And when he bleeds for seven seconds
and dies,
spit on his corpse and say,
I thought not.

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Katherine Tucker (determined-in-slc)

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slaglady:

there are moments that define a generation, this is one of them

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http://stfueverything.tumblr.com/post/83385531041/manhating-babyeater-tell-white-men-they-look

manhating-babyeater:

tell white men they look too serious

tell them to smile

tell them if they don’t want to get made fun of they should have thought of that before they left their house

tell them girls will be girls anytime they complain about our behavior

yawn dramatically when they…

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Don’t trust charming. Why? Because the boy who can talk all the right words knows it too well. Things like boys and love aren’t meant to be practiced like that, it should be a bit awkward- it should be raw.

- The best advice I’ve ever received. (via scxndal)

Good Vibes HERE

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chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

setbabiesonfire:

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

I had a squirrel that would do this and she brought a bunch of other squirrels eventually too. Is it weird that I still think about that? Her name was Noodles and she was practically a family pet and she’d eat out of our hands with no problem, it was great. Look how cute.

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Horrible realization about men creepshots gave me that actually has me in tears

theroguefeminist:

It’s not about sex - they have porn, they have as much fucking porn as they could possibly ask for

they have billboards and ads and primetime tv shows and hollywood movies and websites free videos magazines they have porn channels porn movies with sexy images of women

smallnightbird:

themagicaltashicals:

attached at the roots

Me&you

smallnightbird:

themagicaltashicals:

attached at the roots

Me&you

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kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE